DEMONS (as inspired by the luscious Lynda Berry), or REASONS NOT TO WORK ON ART, or, LIES I TELL MYSELF


I've also realized more people read my blog when I put an unflattering picture on top... Social experiment, commence! 



"I have other things to do anyways! Like picking up my glasses, buying new trainers, i.e. spending money on stuff I probably shouldn't be spending them on while trying to make it as an artist."


"I need to walk my dog. I need to walk my dog thirteen times a day."


"Well, won't get a sixpack by sitting down and working on art! Besides, sitting still is unhealthy. Thirty minutes, way too much."


"Kind of hungry. Could do with a tea break. To think. And be inspired. Leafs in the cup... reminisce... A haiku, maybe?"


"Yes, I will cover all the math classes until the end of the semester. Yes, I'm "good" at math!"


"I need to be of use in society and repay my debts to the world. Let’s to presentations about UWC in every single tenth and eleventh grade in the nearby high schools! All separate. that makes about fourteen classes. Bo problem. Let’s also make individual presentations for each class, AND buy them presents! More shopping!"


"I need some other training apart from workouts and walking the dog and biking around. Should probably start a new martial art… It’s only like i’ll do it once a week..."


"My neck hurts. I’ll do 90 minutes of yoga. That should help. Need to stick in 40 minutes of shavasana too..."


"Now i’m hungry. Maybe I'll bake my own bread. Also, can’t concentrate while it rises… Oh, there’s A Dance With Dragons!"